What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

No, not a chance

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

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Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way