What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:16

share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
No, not a chance
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No way